Chartered accountant wants to become a lion tamer…
Appeals to my “rather warped sense of humour.”
I wanted to be an accountant, but they told me I didn’t have the personality!
Er, sorry accountants, you do a great job… and I’m probably just jealous, because I’m chaotically disorganized. One said to me the other day, “do you plan your day and what to write”… and he looked totally flummoxed when I replied, “no, I do everything on impulse!” Would tear his hair out doing my paperwork.
Chartered accountants should be set in concrete and used as traffic bollards…
however they do have enough commense sense/”financial savvy” not to become a writer!
What’s the difference between a writer and a family pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four!
For a bit of “wacky” British humour click on
Monty Python – Novel Writing
Monty Python-Writers Sketch-